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Around 3:30 today, my brother knocked on my door, and said we needed to go get some diesel fuel for the house, for the heat, and whatnot. ( We're low on oil, and the company can't deliver until Monday ). He also said that our mom wanted us to go to Wal-Mart for cigarettes, milk, and cream. And I figured he was only dragging me along because he wanted a PC game from there. I walked down the stairs after him, and asked what he wanted. He said, "Mirror's Edge". I figured it wouldn't have been that hard to get, seeing I've stolen games from there before.

So we arrive at Wal-Mart, and we walk in, both going our separate ways. Him to go get what we actually needed, and me to the electronics section. As I was walking into the aisle, the security guard walks by, and I'm like, "Awesome! The guard isn't in his room!". He was walking to the other side of the store from his office. I get the game, walk to the spot where cameras can't see me. Put it in my pocket, and walk to the bathroom. I go into the stall, take out my knife, take the plastic off the case, and put it in the toilet. Open the case, take the CD out, get the CD key, put them in my pocket, take a shit, and walk out of the stall. I put the CD case in the baby changing center, and walk out the the restroom.

I head for the door, get exactly in the middle of it, and someone grabs me by the shoulder. I turn around, and see the guard again. So I'm like, "Fuck.". He leads me into a small room, and does the usual bullshit when you get caught doing something. Called my mum, asked if I've ever stolen from there before, etc, etc. I called my brother up to pick me up.

So here I am. Bored with no game.